Friday, December 30, 2011

Vacation Sex in Canada - A Guide to the Country



Many couples enjoy vacationing together, and vacationing in Canada is an amazing experience. This is a country that has metropolitan area, but still has vast tracts of wilderness and near wilderness to enjoy. Whether you are an urban tourist or an eco tourist, you can find literally thousands of places to go and things to do.  Of course, while traveling, you may get an amorous urge and want to satisfy that itch immediately. Out of thousands of possibilities, these are some of my personal favorites.

Newfoundland

Castle Hill National Historic Site has an old seventeenth century fort called "Placentia". It is located strategically on the coast and was designed to protect French fishing rights from the predations of the British. Also strategically placed within this old fort are lots of nooks and crannies for you and your partner to sneak away from tour groups and enjoy some quickie private strategy sessions. Just be careful that the local gendarmes do not find you and turn your afternoon delight into a BDSM torture session.

PEI

Prince Edward Island, similar to Idaho, is known for its spuds. But there the similarity ends. This is an island with only about 200,000 people living on it. Mostly farmers with some fishing and commerce. One of the more interesting attractions for tourists is the confederation bridge to get to the island from New Brunswick. It is one of the longest bridges in the world. But for nature loving people, The Confederation Trail is a highlight that winds through various maritime ecologies. It is a nature lovers delight, and also has many private places for you to enjoy each other intimately.

Nova Scotia

Off the coast of beautiful Nova Scotia, there are regularly lots of whale sightings. Find yourself a cozy nook away from prying eyes and set up a nice picnic lunch. Then, let the magnificent whales set the romantic mood with their beautiful songs and smooth movements through the water. Pretty soon, they won’t be the only ones spraying out of their blow-holes.

New Brunswick

For some people, a little scare can get the sexual juices flowing, as well as adrenalin.  Go to French Fort Cove in New Brunswick, where a headless Nun guides you through the halls and paths with ghost stories and real-life history of the fort. All the lights are low, to make it extra scary, and which provides a good opportunity for some discreet touching during the tour. Hopefully the nun is the only thing that is head-less.

Quebec

Quebec City is one of the oldest inhabited places in North America. It was originally colonized by the French as a fur trading post and fort before the landing of the pilgrims. The current citadel and other fortifications around the city show the military history of the site very clearly. The French culture of Quebec is most evident here. This is nothing at all like Louisiana. After you have toured a fort you can eat at one of the many fine restaurants in the city. When finished with food, you can retire to your room and see if anything else stimulates your various appetites.

Ontario

A little-known and cool spot in the heart of Ontario is the Cheltenham Badlands Trail. In the middle of boring farmland is a crazy Martian landscape like nothing you’ve ever seen. The rock is folded over on itself and a deep red color. Perfect for finding a private nook with someone special and pretending like you’re doing it on Mars.  Please hike your sex protection devices out with you!


Alberta

The Cheltenham Badlands of Ontario are nothing at all when compared to the scope of what Alberta has to offer. If you are into roughing it, you’ll love the Alberta Badlands even more! There’s Brook, Alberta, where you can go digging for bones in Dinosaur Provincial Park. And if you can’t find any fossils, get yourself a private spot and dig for a different kind of bone, if you know what I mean.|For those of you who are into greener pleasures, it is hard to top Banff National Park. Located just outside of Calgary, the park starts in the foothills of the Rockies and winds through a long valley bordered by touring mountains, like Mount Eisenhower. Truly stunning in grandeur everywhere you look. Elk and Black bear wander along the side of the highway the cuts through the middle of the park. You can stay at Lake Louise and enjoy a glacier hike with world class dining. Paddle a canoe on the lake, and when you are finished paddling the canoe, you can get into some more kinky paddling with each other.

Manitoba

Lake Winnipeg has some beautiful fishing,  sailing and camping activities in the summer. One of the largest fresh water lakes in the world, Lake Winnipeg rivals the size of two of the great lakes. And while you are fishing around, you might catch some amorous advances from your partner. Making love in a small boat is an interesting and unique activity. Try it, maybe you can learn to make love in a canoe like any real Canadian can!

Saskatchewan

Let’s face it. Saskatchewan is a huge, flat prairie province with not a lot going on. However, some of the best things about it are the huge, open, flat spaces. Drive out into the middle of nowhere before dusk and find yourself a place to camp for the night. You’ll never see more stars or have more privacy for some hot sex. Plus, if an angry farmer wants you off his land, you’ll have three or four hours after you’ve seen him coming to get out of there. Plus, if you have sex in the capital, you can say you got some Regina Vagina.

British Columbia

Port Alberni is a unique place to visit. Located at the end of one of the longer inlets in the world, this city, which is physically located in the center of Vancouver Island, is actually on the west coast. The inlet is over 40 miles long. You can take a cruise for the full length of the inlet, seeing sleek seals, jumping salmon, and the occasional whale. One of the stops is the world's only floating post office. Once you have finished with the mail, you can exercise you male prerogatives with your own sleek honey.

Yukon

If you decide to venture to the far north of Canada, you should plan to do it in the summer. Winter is just too unpredictable and it is no place for casual tourists. If you do venture into the Yukon in the summer, you will experience very long days and very short nights. In fact, if you are at Dawson in the middle of June, you can read a book at midnight. A couple interesting things to do while in Dawson are to gamble at Diamond Tooth Gerties, Pan for Gold, take a guided river tour, or best yet, drink a Sour Toe Cocktail at the Sourdough Saloon in the "Downtown Hotel". The sour toe cocktail is a drink with a somewhat mummified human toe inside of it.  After you have finished your cocktail, you can retire to your room to enjoy a different type of cocktail with your partner as well as explore whatever toe fetishes, you might have.

NWT

If you are into architecture, then the igloo shaped church in Canada's most northerly town of Inuvik might interest you. Definitely above the artic circle, the sun never sets at all for several days in mid June. Well worth a trip to see.  Of course that means that you can make love under the sun for 24 hours straight. An interesting pastime if you have the stamina.

Nunavut

Nunavut has some interesting features. The most northerly permanent settlement in the world is Alert. It is the home of the worlds magnetic north pole.


For more cool places in Canada to visit see:
http://www.canadacool.com


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