Vacation Sex in Canada - A Guide to the Country

Many couples enjoy vacationing together, and vacationing in Canada is an amazing experience. This is a country that has metropolitan area, but still has vast tracts of wilderness and near wilderness to enjoy. Whether you are an urban tourist or an eco tourist, you can find literally thousands of places to go and things to do.  Of course, while traveling, you may get an amorous urge and want to satisfy that itch immediately. Out of thousands of possibilities, these are some of my personal favorites.

Newfoundland

Castle Hill National Historic Site has an old seventeenth century fort called "Placentia". It is located strategically on the coast and was designed to protect French fishing rights from the predations of the British. Also strategically placed within this old fort are lots of nooks and crannies for you and your partner to sneak away from tour groups and enjoy some quickie private strategy sessions. Just be careful that the local gendarmes do not find you and turn your afternoon delight into a BDSM torture session.

PEI

Prince Edward Island, similar to Idaho, is known for its spuds. But there the similarity ends. This is an island with only about 200,000 people living on it. Mostly farmers with some fishing and commerce. One of the more interesting attractions for tourists is the confederation bridge to get to the island from New Brunswick. It is one of the longest bridges in the world. But for nature loving people, The Confederation Trail is a highlight that winds through various maritime ecologies. It is a nature lovers delight, and also has many private places for you to enjoy each other intimately.

Nova Scotia

Off the coast of beautiful Nova Scotia, there are regularly lots of whale sightings. Find yourself a cozy nook away from prying eyes and set up a nice picnic lunch. Then, let the magnificent whales set the romantic mood with their beautiful songs and smooth movements through the water. Pretty soon, they won’t be the only ones spraying out of their blow-holes.

New Brunswick

For some people, a little scare can get the sexual juices flowing, as well as adrenalin.  Go to French Fort Cove in New Brunswick, where a headless Nun guides you through the halls and paths with ghost stories and real-life history of the fort. All the lights are low, to make it extra scary, and which provides a good opportunity for some discreet touching during the tour. Hopefully the nun is the only thing that is head-less.

Quebec

Quebec City is one of the oldest inhabited places in North America. It was originally colonized by the French as a fur trading post and fort before the landing of the pilgrims. The current citadel and other fortifications around the city show the military history of the site very clearly. The French culture of Quebec is most evident here. This is nothing at all like Louisiana. After you have toured a fort you can eat at one of the many fine restaurants in the city. When finished with food, you can retire to your room and see if anything else stimulates your various appetites.

Ontario

A little-known and cool spot in the heart of Ontario is the Cheltenham Badlands Trail. In the middle of boring farmland is a crazy Martian landscape like nothing you’ve ever seen. The rock is folded over on itself and a deep red color. Perfect for finding a private nook with someone special and pretending like you’re doing it on Mars.  Please hike your sex protection devices out with you!


Alberta

The Cheltenham Badlands of Ontario are nothing at all when compared to the scope of what Alberta has to offer. If you are into roughing it, you’ll love the Alberta Badlands even more! There’s Brook, Alberta, where you can go digging for bones in Dinosaur Provincial Park. And if you can’t find any fossils, get yourself a private spot and dig for a different kind of bone, if you know what I mean.|For those of you who are into greener pleasures, it is hard to top Banff National Park. Located just outside of Calgary, the park starts in the foothills of the Rockies and winds through a long valley bordered by touring mountains, like Mount Eisenhower. Truly stunning in grandeur everywhere you look. Elk and Black bear wander along the side of the highway the cuts through the middle of the park. You can stay at Lake Louise and enjoy a glacier hike with world class dining. Paddle a canoe on the lake, and when you are finished paddling the canoe, you can get into some more kinky paddling with each other.

Manitoba

Lake Winnipeg has some beautiful fishing,  sailing and camping activities in the summer. One of the largest fresh water lakes in the world, Lake Winnipeg rivals the size of two of the great lakes. And while you are fishing around, you might catch some amorous advances from your partner. Making love in a small boat is an interesting and unique activity. Try it, maybe you can learn to make love in a canoe like any real Canadian can!

Saskatchewan

Let’s face it. Saskatchewan is a huge, flat prairie province with not a lot going on. However, some of the best things about it are the huge, open, flat spaces. Drive out into the middle of nowhere before dusk and find yourself a place to camp for the night. You’ll never see more stars or have more privacy for some hot sex. Plus, if an angry farmer wants you off his land, you’ll have three or four hours after you’ve seen him coming to get out of there. Plus, if you have sex in the capital, you can say you got some Regina Vagina.

British Columbia

Port Alberni is a unique place to visit. Located at the end of one of the longer inlets in the world, this city, which is physically located in the center of Vancouver Island, is actually on the west coast. The inlet is over 40 miles long. You can take a cruise for the full length of the inlet, seeing sleek seals, jumping salmon, and the occasional whale. One of the stops is the world's only floating post office. Once you have finished with the mail, you can exercise you male prerogatives with your own sleek honey.

Yukon

If you decide to venture to the far north of Canada, you should plan to do it in the summer. Winter is just too unpredictable and it is no place for casual tourists. If you do venture into the Yukon in the summer, you will experience very long days and very short nights. In fact, if you are at Dawson in the middle of June, you can read a book at midnight. A couple interesting things to do while in Dawson are to gamble at Diamond Tooth Gerties, Pan for Gold, take a guided river tour, or best yet, drink a Sour Toe Cocktail at the Sourdough Saloon in the "Downtown Hotel". The sour toe cocktail is a drink with a somewhat mummified human toe inside of it.  After you have finished your cocktail, you can retire to your room to enjoy a different type of cocktail with your partner as well as explore whatever toe fetishes, you might have.

NWT

If you are into architecture, then the igloo shaped church in Canada's most northerly town of Inuvik might interest you. Definitely above the artic circle, the sun never sets at all for several days in mid June. Well worth a trip to see.  Of course that means that you can make love under the sun for 24 hours straight. An interesting pastime if you have the stamina.

Nunavut

Nunavut has some interesting features. The most northerly permanent settlement in the world is Alert. It is the home of the worlds magnetic north pole.


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Sex Appeal for Dummies

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What Lesbians Are Looking For

 For a lot of lesbians, finding another woman to love can be as easy as googling for lesbian dating sites (or even some more general purpose online dating sites) and creating an true profile that is interesting to read, and then just sit back and wait for them to come to you. It is actually that easy but you should also continue taking your own pro-active steps to meet someone. So spend some time reading other profiles online, because not only might you find some really interesting females to connect to, but you could also get some good ideas of things that you could have put in your profile or different ways of phrasing your profile to make it more interesting. If someone's wording or ideas caught your eye, then similar wording or ideas might help your profile catch someone else's eye. A number of lesbians find themselves in groups of singles while they are doing things they enjoy, are at work, and attending social gatherings. Any special event that attracts you will also attract like minded individuals, so you should always be on the lookout for someone with interests compatible to  yours.


 A bad mistake that many lesbians make when having their first relationship is moving too fast. Soon you might find yourself in bed next to someone you don't really know. Go out on a few outings first, take the time to explore if you have anything in common. You must have some common interests, values and plans for the future that will compliment each other. Share things with each other, if you get a new job, if a friend has a baby, a party is planned, a commendation you might have gotten, share these things with you partner, you should not only think of them as your lover but also your best friend.


If you are at a family gathering or with friends and someone starts telling gay and lesbian jokes that are in bad taste and insulting to you and your partner, and you see your partner is disgusted by it, just get up and leave, tell them you came to enjoy yourselves not to listen to a lot of trash about how other people live their lives|One awkward situation would be to find yourselves at a social or family gathering and hear people dissing the gay and lesbian community at large. This will require you to make a stand and let people know that you will not tolerate statements of that nature. Insult them if you have to. Hopefully your family and friends understand your sexuality so you can then tell them that you are not at all happy about what was said, and if they really think that, then they are lowlifes that you do not want to associate with anymore. After all, who needs to go anywhere and be made to feel bad.


Introduce your partner to your friends and family and involve them in everything that you do. It is important when you are trying to advance a relationship to involve your family and other friends as much as possible.


Being one of God's chosen people, at least when it comes to aids, lesbians are just so lucky that their partner fully gets what it takes to satisfy them sexually. Women just know what they need to do to keep each other hyped up during sex.  Gay men are similarly blessed, but the aids specter spoils the fun a lot.  Pity the poor heterosexual couples where each party is not quite sure what makes the other either satisfied or happy.


Life is for living and enjoying, so live it to the fullest. Share your life with others, and try to surround yourselves with loving and caring family and friends who accept you for what you are and will be there for you at any time should you need them.


 Just remember people are always a little uneasy about things they really don't know a lot about so try to stick with those who have a positive attitude.  Since you are lesbians, then it would be best if many of your friends are from the lesbian community. Open minded heterosexual friends are tough to find, so if you have a few, cherish them and nurture them.


One of the great secrets of the bible is that God created Adam and Eve, but then  after thinking it through made Eve a woman to keep her happy.




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How To Keep Smiling If Your Date Is a Dud

First dates are always fraught with trepidation. I mean, you are hoping for the best, but often you get something far shy of that mark.There must be a reason why first dates are so tough. One problem of course is the choice of venue. If the guy is not forthcoming in where you are going, or if you are not sure how classy the place is, it is tough to dress for. I mean you are always trying to look sexy, but sexy for one venue might look a bit trashy in another. Of course the biggest concern is not clothes at all. You are most likely preoccupied with the fact that you might not hit it off with the guy and the evening could play out forever. In many cases you have decided after about fifteen minutes that it is not going to work out, but you are trying to make the best of a bad situation. I mean, just telling him that you think he is an idiot may not be in your emotional makeup to pull off. That is pretty much my problem.  I have trouble with confrontation or making any sort of scene in public. Usually, after a bad date, I just ignore them if they try to call. If they do not call me, I count my blessings while secretly fuming that he should have at least called so I could ignore him.

By the way, I have found a secret way of keeping happy when I am out with a dud.

Even if you are out with a steady boyfriend, he might run into work associates and spend the evening talking shop, thus leaving you pretty much out of the conversation. More likely to happen, and even worse in my mind, is him running into his pals and talking about sports all night. I am not into sports of any type, including video games, which I personally feel is a waste of time second only to the World Wide Waste of Facebook!  Listening to gamers talk for me is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Surely there is something more important to talk about. I am digressing a bit here, but you can get a gist of just how turned off I would be by such conversation.

My problem is that I was brought up to be forever polite, and being polite is part of who I am. I just cannot jump up and scream that I am sick and tired and I am not going to take this anymore! So I often sit there, watching the clock crawl as my date tries to make conversation,  hoping beyond hope that the evening will end. Have you ever wished to be struck down by a meteor on a date? I have.After all, if someone has bored me senseless, or even worse, ignored me all night, it is highly unlikely that I will make love to them. And all that means is that I will just have to go home and play with myself.

So after being bored on more dates than I can count, one night while I was sitting there imagining ending the evening with my favorite vibrator, I had an idea.  I was in a sex shop with a girl friend of mind a few days ago and we had giggled over a pair of vibrator panties. At the time we just laughed at how inferior they would be to a regular vibrator. But tonight a possible good use came to mind. The following day found me picking up a pair with a remote control attachment.

The next time I dated, I wore my new electronic panties. As predicted, when we get to the bar, Mr. Wonderful starts to talk to his chums about sports. It was not long before I was hitting the go button on my electric panties. It was incredible how good it felt. From nothing to ninety in about 15 seconds.  So I sat there the rest of the night with a dazed look on my face pretending to be engrossed in the game on the set over the bar. By the end of the evening, I had even learned to manipulate the controls so that I could orgasm right at the point of a goal, so everyone thought that I was really into the game.

After that, I started to wear them on every date I go on, even now.  On those rare nights where everything is going good between us and I do not need to use them, it is pretty easy to slip off to the ladies room just before going home to change into regular panties. That way, there are no strange looks as we go home and hit the sack together.

One day, about three months after purchasing my secret date weapon, I was sitting in on our weekly sales meeting listening to my boss drone on about the same stuff that he drones on about every week. I have never understood the purpose of such meetings. I mean, how are they supposed to help us get more sales. They never talk techniques or tactics, they only put pressure on us! It would be a lot better if they put as much time into market research so they could build better products that consumers would want more.  Enough said. I started to daydream, then sort of had a flashback to the previous Saturday night when my boyfriend and his pals ignored me most of the night. They were spewing similar nonsense, but I did not care because I had on my magic pants. All of a sudden the idea took full bloom in my head! I could handle boring stuff at work the same way I handled boring dates! The following week, I tried it out for the first time.  Suddenly, I had a whole new perspective. And with my skill at manipulating them so well honed, I was able to time my orgasm to coincide with the end of the meeting. The boss gave me approving looks for my enthusiasm. And the best thing was that the panties were quiet enough that nobody could hear. It was only a short time before I found myself wearing them every day. It was expensive to buy a drawer full, and I had to go to 3 different sex shops to get enough in my size, but it was sure worth the effort. Because of these little darlings, my entire attitude about being at work has changed!  People at work are amazed at how serene I am all the time. No matter how tough the day is I am always upbeat. I guess that was quite a change for me. But under no circumstances will I ever tell any of them the secret of my epiphany.  No matter how much they pressure me for the answer, I just smile. Inwardly I am laughing. What a great life this is!

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