I have always found that the best part of having a new sex partner is exploring their kinky side. The lovely and demure woman from the office that you’re dating might have a secret love for hardcore bondage and S&M. The cute, shy guy who started last week may turn out to be an exhibitionist who loves having sex in public parks or in the stationary room. You just cannot tell from looking at people what their kink might be.
Take your new object of love out for a couple of drinks so that both of you are loosened up a bit. Pick your bar carefully so that you have to walk by a sex shop on the way back to your transportation. As you pass, ask if they have ever been inside one before. If not, then turn it into an adventure. Ask the clerk what everything is for. For someone who has never done anything before, then the old standbys of whipped cream and chocolate syrup are the easiest sell. More likely though, you will see them get into some of the stuff. Make sure you ask the clerk what items are for if you have never used them. Even if you do not buy anything, it was a way to pass some giddy time.
With the constantly rising cost of living and the bad economy, purchases at a sex shop can get expensive. On top of this, it is absolutely impossible to return anything used (for obvious reasons).
So to help stretch your budget and still allow for your continued pleasure, I have prepared a list of low cost alternatives to the most widely used devices. Make sure that you check these out with a health expert. Allergies, or other problems can turn the most fun activity into a nightmare!
Sex In The Office (Or Anywhere For That Matter)
Set Your Phone to Vibrate and carry it in your front pocket. Better yet, stuff it down your shorts. Best to have two phones for this so you can call yourself frequently. This is useful if you are not getting enough action. If you turn off your voice mail, it will ring you into an orgasm! Sort of a dingle tingle. If you employ another cell phone, you can call yourself during boring meetings, or other venues. Suddenly, pocket dialing is no longer a problem to be dealt with, but a surprise to be welcomed!
Vigorous Veggie Vamping
Skip the expensive sex shop and browse the aisles of your local grocery store for a suitable alternative. Bring it home, wash it really well, and slide a condom on it. Add a bit of lube and go for it! The best options are:
1) Cucumber – (all time favorite for regular sized vaginas) make sure you de-nub it first
2) Carrot – ideal for smaller ladies with tight pussies
3) Zucchini – the best choice for larger sized women.
4) Baking Potato – in reality, the zucchini is easier to hang on to
5) Sweet potato – yams have some interesting kinks of their own. Warning, select carefully. What looks kinky in the market may prove painful in practice.
6) Celery – not a good choice – to thin and too angular for pleasure
7) Watermelon – What are you thinking of? Totally out of the question!
Once you have an item that works well, then it is safe to go to the adult store and buy a dildo of equal dimensions and perhaps contours. The nice part about veggie sex or veggie masturbation is that if it ends up that the veggie is the wrong size, you’ve only spent a couple of bucks to learn that.
Stay out of the deli department. Anything in there is just a bad idea, no matter how tempting!
Unique Ways To Stimulate an Orgasm in a Woman
It is a published fact that many women can only achieve an orgasm by having their clitoris stimulated during sex. It is one reason why one of the hottest selling items in a sex shop are penis rings (cock rings) with built in vibrators. However, vibrators are not the only things that vibrate. Try having sex on top of the washing machine during the spin cycle.
Try putting her cell phone on vibrate, hold it next to her clitoris while having sex, and call her repeatedly. Depending on her phone plan, this can be very inexpensive and hot. To keep the phone dry, use a condom, or at least a baggy.
If you live in California, sex during an earthquake might actually help you to look forward to those nuisances. Sex on a train is possible in the washroom. Most local commuter trains are on rented tracks that are also used by freight trains. This adds a lot of vibration to any train ride. The washroom may be a little cramped, but the excitement of doing something almost in public might add even more zing. Roller coasters are a thought, but the complexity of pulling it off pretty much makes it a non-starter. Planes are only fun during a rough air, but then they turn on those pesky seat belt signs and spoil all the fun. Then of course, sex in the bed of a pickup truck while going over a washboard road is just about the best. Of course you need at least one other person to drive. If you forgo the bed of the truck, you can always get each other off in the front seat. If doing it in the bed, I recommend a mattress, or at least a camp air mattress for more comfort.
Ya Hoo!!
If you want some other advice on sex and sexuality, check out these links:
Sex Advice for Men
Sex Advice for Women
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